Hello gentlemen — I’m here to set up a drama-free FaceTime show.
You’ll get a relaxing, enjoyable experience, and yeah, I’m saying it straight: no point gambling with someone else’s small talk.
Which, okay, if you’re not ready, don’t reach out yet—save the small talk for when you actually are.
FaceTime shows are 50 roses — that’s the deal I’m working with, plain and simple.
