I’m not gay, but if you’ve got a couple hundo, you can try to suck it.
Wait — yeah, I’m keeping it real, it’s pretty blunt. Which, okay, that’s what it is. I’m in West Palm Beach, Florida, and that’s the whole deal—nothing extra, just the offer.
Anyway, you’re not gonna get some speech from me; it’s just a couple hundo for the chance, that’s it, that’s the thing.
