Looking for men aged 18 to 35 on the Treasure Coast, Florida. You’ve gotta be in good shape, and I don’t want to see a stomach—abs or a flat stomach is my weakness, yeah .
Please don’t text me if you’re under 18. Also, don’t overthink relationship status—I don’t care if you’re divorced, married with kids, or have a girlfriend. Which, okay, I’ll still be open to messing around, but sex isn’t really the priority unless you completely turn me on—then it still isn’t guaranteed.
I’m masculine, I’m also DL, and no, I’m not a woman. Cool—anyway, what we do is what we do. And if you’re good at eating ass, you might have a chance. Wait — you’ll probably understand once we’re actually talking, because what I’m asking for is a dick pic.
Send a dick pic, preferably from the neck down. It’s the fastest way to prompt a quicker response. I know that sounds picky, but I’m not trying to waste my time. I’m looking for someone who’ll give me a reason to stop using this app—again, the vibe is kind of in the details.
No phone number in the original text, so I’m not adding one. If your pic’s not from the neck down, I might miss it—just being real, and yeah I check things less carefully than I probably should.
