Looking for a fwb, love to eat pussy, suck titties, and fuck. Come over, get naked, and let’s enjoy each other’s company.
NO DUDES. Stop texting me.
I come out here often—wait, I said that like twice in my head. Bring that wet pussy over here and let me play with it.
Which, okay, I live alone so we can do whatever!!! Also, I’m usually not trying to deal with slick guys pretending to be a woman—damn they’re slick. Please send a pic just so I know you’re not one of these slick ass guys.

