Look, we’re into real people, not the fake stuff.
Thursday Fun Day Specials for one person or 2 people—yeah, I mean it. There’s a Two-for-1 vibe for 1 or 2, and couples are welcome too, which I’m definitely a fan of.
And I’m bi—cool, but my thing is I love pussy. Wait — if you got the paper, hit me up; usually faster there. Or it’s just me and you ladies, depending how you roll.

