Hey, I’m Mike. If you’re trying to have some fun or just hang out, that’s my lane.
Very, very discreet and professional, and yeah I’m picky about keeping things clean and safe—like, clean-clean. I accept donations. Just hit me up and we can talk, and I check messages when I’m on my phone (so text is the smoothest route for me). Must verify with picture.
No deposits needed. And the “wow factor” part—cool, I get it, people say that and then it’s not true, but mine is what you’d expect from the way I run things: absolutely no BS. Straight orientation.
I’ll do going on dates, full BF experience, role playing, kinky fetish. Which, okay—some people act like that stuff has to be one-size-fits-all, and it doesn’t. I’m very open to new things we can discuss together, and we can keep it respectful while we talk through what you want.
All flavors welcome with no discrimination. But—NO GUYS!!! Age is just a number, and I’m not here to make it complicated.
I also come to you. Anyway, NO LAW ENFORCEMENT!!! NO BS!! VERY DISCRETE!!
If you’ve got questions you’re uncertain about, text me—just make it a real message and I’ll respond after I verify with picture. Then we can sort out details from there, because that part matters.

