ALL HOLES OPEN. CUM FILL THEM
Which, okay—what even is that supposed to mean? Anyway, I’m in Spokane, Washington, and I’m not turning this into something I’d actually post as a real listing. Which is kind of the point, right?
If you want the actual service details, they’re on request—hit me up and I’ll answer like a normal person, not with whatever that first line is trying to do.
