Send your dick + location right when you first HMU—yeah, I’m keeping it simple. You don’t get 2 da point and I’m not carrying that.
I do get sucked for 75, and then fuck me for 100 with a condom or 120 bare. Which, okay, that’s the split. Gas money gets sent up front—no exceptions—otherwise the calls just don’t move.
Outcalls only. Calls ignored, texts only—also, if you’re doing the DM thing, just hit me there first, don’t wait around.
Anyway. Don’t send random stuff and expect it to work—location first, then we talk about the rest.

