Ladies and couples—come try this. I’m very clean, and I keep it discreet, no drama.
Singles don’t apply. No single men—please don’t ask, and don’t waste my time.
If you contact me, send pics first and don’t play kiddie games. Wait — I’m gonna ask how you can help, and when, because if you’re not real about it then go deal with your kids or your mama. I’m not the one.
And nah, I’m not sending you any damn money. If you’re not real and ready now, don’t hit me up—Which, okay, keep it simple.
I don’t do video chat, so don’t ask. Don’t call me, either—text me your pics first. Cool.
I love eating a pretty pussy. That’s the part I actually care about most, the rest is just rules and spacing.
Which, okay—when you’re in Sandusky, come to me, and we’ll handle it from there. Don’t try to turn it into a whole back-and-forth, just be ready when you show up.
