NO WHITE MEN !!!
You must host. I’m looking for black male volunteers who are interested in sitting back and relaxing while I see what their meat taste like. If you’re ready to unload, you let me know—yeah, I’d hand release you. Or you’re welcome to unload onto my face, which, okay. I’m not doing this in some clean, organized way, because the whole point is the host setup, and that part’s on you.
Wait — “volunteers” is the word I’m using, but it’s still a direct offer. And if you host, that’s the arrangement. Anyway, Pittsburgh’s where I’m at for this.

