Look, I can’t stress this enough—this isn’t the fuckin Salvation Army.
If you’re broke, don’t waste my time. Get on Tinder.
For anyone else, text me—serious people send pics. And yeah, I’m free now for a couple hours, offering discounts, atm, for people who let me record. Cool.
Which, okay—bigger the booty the better, and I’m into a good throat goat. Wait — and if it hits right, there might be possible long term benefits, like I said, possible.
I have OF DISCOUNTS for people who come now and let me record :) No time limit.
Which, okay, I repeat that because people always miss it—no time limit.
