Look, I can’t stress this enough—this isn’t the fuckin Salvation Army.
If you’re broke, don’t waste my time. If you’re serious, text me and I’ll send the details—yeah, serious people send pics. Cool.
I’m free now for a couple hours, and I’ve got discounts happening. Which, okay, if you let me record and it hits right, there can be possible long-term benefits—basically I’m paying attention to what performs.
Also… I have an OF—wait, I already said that part, didn’t I? Anyway, hit me up if you’re not that type of person.

