SS & HH RATES AVAILABLE, and yeah—hosting now.
Send me a dick pic and your age!! (VERIFY) ✅ Which, okay, that’s part of the screening.
FACETIME SHOWS AVAILABLE. I don’t do the whole back-and-forth thing, so when it’s time to talk details, it stays simple.
NO NEGOTIATING PRICES. Cash only, Apple Pay. Wait — I still get messages asking to change numbers, but I’m not doing it.
SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY, not whatever.
Proper HYGIENE WASH YOUR BALLS. Which, honestly, that’s the bare minimum.

