Good evening, dykes. Yeah, it gets old pressing patties together, and that strap-on situation — you know the one — it’s been on your mind for an evening, not a whole project.
Wait — do you want your hair (or fade) down and have it happen discreetly, just for the night? Which, okay. If you’re after being bent over, getting your back blown out, and left “slutted out” after, that’s the vibe on this post.
Cool. It’s been a while since I got some, especially from a dyke. Anyway, I’m keeping it a free service that’s located in the Orlando area for whenever you’re in town. That part matters.
Pics, please — you don’t have to show your face or be nude. And I can’t host, so it’s not coming to your place either from me. Also, no fat women. And no white women.
Which, okay, another thing: include your vaccination status, and be honest about it. That’s not me guessing, it’s me checking what you said.
PS: NO HOMOSEXUAL DUDES! I’m not a homosexual or bisexual. I’m not on the DL, and I’m not looking for any kind of homosexual sexual encounter, so please don’t waste your time hitting me up trying to entice me. I find it rude and annoying when people do that — please stop. Which, okay, you get the point, I don’t want to debate it.
