Couple in Oakland/East Bay, California here.
We’re looking for an open-minded male to come join us in the bed—yeah, that kind of thing. Wait — we also care about grooming, because the less hair the better, that’s the vibe.
And we need you to be clean and disease-free. Which, okay, don’t overthink it, just be honest.
If you’re interested, send a dick picture with your reply—text-wise, absolutely no calling, text only, and please don’t try to slide around that part. Also, I know this is weirdly specific, but it’s how we screen, so just follow it.
