24/7, yep—straight up.
100% real—no law enforcement around, and I’m saying that plainly.
9.5 inch, which is just what it is.
Men & woman, and yeah, I keep it simple.
Good hygiene, because that part matters.
4/20 friendly—also, this isn’t the moment for extra spin, cool.
No law enforcement, wait—I already said it, but it’s the kind of detail people ask about.
Anyway. That “available 24/7” line isn’t fluff to me, it’s just the schedule.

