Gas upfront. If that’s an issue, don’t hit me up—seriously.
Dick pic and city in your first text, that part matters. Anyway.
Head is 80 — and yeah, the other one’s 120 (hourly). Wait — don’t send both in the same message like it’s a menu, just keep it clean.
❌ Calls ignored. Texts only.
Which, okay. Northern Virginia texts get the same deal, no calls, no exceptions. And if you already texted, I’m not gonna pretend I didn’t see it—anyway, that’s how it works.
