North Jersey, New Jersey — I’m on 24/7.
• ✅ 100% real
• ✅ 9.5 inch
• ✅ Men & woman
• ✅ Good hygiene
• ✅ 4/20 friendly
• ✅ No law enforcement
Which, okay, keep it simple. The height is 9.5 inch—yep, I’m not dressing it up. And the Men & woman part is literally there for a reason, because I don’t do confusing captions. Anyway. I’m not going to pretend “good hygiene” is negotiable—cool, it’s just included. Oh, and it says no law enforcement, so I’m sticking to what I wrote. Which, okay.
