In North Jersey, I’m the guy you can schedule with—13" BBC, 100% real.
Which, okay, if you’re wondering about couples, massages, or fetishes, yeah… that’s part of it. Cool. And I do the “ask about my verbal facetime shows” thing too, just not in a clean checkbox way—depends what you ask.
Anyway, I also keep the OnlyFans link handy if you want to check what I’m doing: ONLYFANS.COM/MR_THIRTEENINCHES. I’ll be honest, I type that fast because I’ve said it before and it still feels weird every time.
Wait — couples, massages, fetishes… and more. I know it’s vague, but it’s what’s listed, and I’m keeping it that way. Which, okay. Hit me through the link above and we can sort the appointment details from there—usually faster once the message is specific.

