here for a good time, not a long time
6ft, 180lbs, and 9.5” hung—yeah, that part’s real, not marketing. Great company for any occasion. Open to most requests, which is honestly the whole point.
Text “PINEAPPLE” (don't call) me if you're interested! I check that text one more than I check everything else, so that’s the fastest lane. Get straight to the point or risk being ignored—no offense, just how it works.
NO POLICE OR LAW ENFORCEMENT OF ANY KIND!
