• 100% real
• 9.5 inch
• Men & woman
• Good hygiene
• 4/20 friendly
• No law enforcement
Anyway, Monroe, Michigan is the place I’m dealing with, and yeah, I’m keeping it simple—what’s written is what’s being offered.
Which, okay, the 9.5 inch detail is the one people usually look at first, and I get it. But the whole point is the same stuff stays consistent—real, clean, and handled without law enforcement showing up. And sure, it lists men & woman, not just one option. I’m not trying to dress that up—just saying it plainly, like it’s supposed to be.
Cool. I don’t overcomplicate it—good hygiene matters, and so does the fact that it says no law enforcement. Wait — it also says 4/20 friendly, which is… weirdly specific, but it’s in the listing.
Actually, yeah, that “100% real” line comes up again in my head, because people don’t believe everything they see, so there it is twice in the way it lands—first as a claim, then as what I’m sticking to in practice. Anyway, 9.5 inch and the men & woman note are right there too, no mystery around it—just the same exact items repeated the way they were posted.
