Hey—Milwaukee works for me. I’m a sexy Latin boy from Nicaragua, and yeah, I want to swallow your semen. Call me and I’ll please you—hoy soy un chico sexi de Nicaragua disponible para complacerte en tus mas bajos instintos.
Which, okay. That’s the whole thing, really. And no, I’m not trying to dress it up—if you’re into it, you’ll get it. Wait—Milwaukee again, just so we’re on the same page.
