Hey. Text me — I’ll send you the address, then you pull up and I’ll jump in. Cool, from there we can drive around and listen to music while you get some roadhead, or we can park and make other things happen—yeah, it’s that simple.
But if you’d rather keep it quieter, you can grab a hotel room. And no, I don’t mean some huge production; just a room, we switch gears. Which, okay, sometimes the “not always mobile” part is real—outcall carvists can be 24/7, but they’re not always mobile.
Or you can pick me up and we go to your place. Wait — either way, it’s Louisville-focused carvists, 24/7, just hit me by text and I’ll send the address.

