I’ve got a private, very discreet place in Longview, Texas.
If you’re trying to have a good time, just call me and I’ll fulfill your needs—yeah, it’s pretty straightforward.
Wait — I’m a little tired of overexplaining. Anyway, I’ll handle it from there, privately.
Which, okay. It’s discreet, it’s private, and it’s in Longview.
I don’t really do the whole big performance thing. I check my messages, then we go from there—calm, low-key, nothing complicated.

