Come relax — ask about my Nuru massage.
Incall and out calls available if you provide Uber ✅ (yeah, I mean it—no Uber, no service). Which, okay.
No phone games ❌❌ If you try, you’ll be blocked. I’m serious about that.
Don’t waste my time, you’ll be blocked. And no, don’t call or text just to ask questions—I’ll block you.
%% No flakes—make sure you’re 100% ready. I know, it sounds harsh, but that’s how I keep it moving—because the “just asking” messages pile up.
Si quieres un servicio a domicilio, tienes que enviarme un Uber.
Ven a comerme la verga, perra zorra.
