I’m in Las Vegas, Nevada, and I’ll keep it real.
I can’t do the whole “perfect” pitch—just know I’m 100% real, and yeah, I’m hygiene-focused.
Which, okay, here are the basics people actually ask about:
• 100% real
• 9.5 inch
• Men & woman
• Good hygiene
• 4/20 friendly
• No law enforcement
Wait — “available 24/7” is in the listing too, so I’m matching that. And the rest is exactly what you see there, nothing hidden, nothing extra—
