Look, I’m not trying to overcook this—if you want to have a good time, call me and I’ll handle what you need.
I’ve got a private, very discreet place, the kind of setup where you don’t have to worry about awkward stuff—Which, okay, people say that all the time, but mine’s really meant to stay private.
Anyway, if you’re in Laredo and you just want something discreet, that’s the whole point here. Cool.

