if you see this add yes, i’m available. come turn up and have some fun with my fun sized ass—i’m a cheeky lil slimm thick baddie.
Which, okay, i’m only here for two more, so yeah… don’t wait last minute. i’m into you being careful with the rules too—NO BARE, NO ANAL, NO KISSING, NO EATING ME OUT.
And by the way, i do incalls located in hammond—out calls i’m mobile full service will be provided. which, okay, that last part matters. i check that one more time because people miss it.

