I’m looking for someone who wants to pick me up and keep it going—torture me until I’m dead.
And yeah, murder me slow and painfully, that’s the vibe I’m asking for.
Which, okay, if that’s not what you’re into, don’t text.
Anyway, please don’t text me unless you want to kill me—just saying it plainly, not dressing it up.
Cool. Murder me painfully, that’s the point, and I’m not changing the wording.
