IM AVAILABLE NOW
NO PHONE CALLS ALLOWED—yeah, I mean it.
FACETIME VERIFICATION "MUST" "COMPLETE".
Which, okay, if you’re trying to reach me, it’s TEXT ONLY please and thank you! I only date woman, I’m not interested in men—no disrespect.
SS/Hs/Ls (incalls/outcalls—please follow instructions‼)
And again, text me instead of calling; I can’t take phone calls. Which is basically the whole point of this message, honestly.

