⚠WARNING⚠ Slippery when wet. Come take a ride in this big wave third leg—gotta be big enough to float, I guess.
Throat Reaper is here to snatch your soul through throating your dick. Anyway, Better duck—me from stealing your soul, that’s the whole point. And yeah, don’t come over here thinking I’m gonna go easy on you. Wait — the whole vibe is “don’t play.”
NOT MOBILE!!!!!!!!! Which, okay. ONLY AVAILABLE WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, AND SUDAY!!!!!
I work from 5:30am-4pm MONDAY, TUESDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY, any time before 5am and after 4pm on my work day is fine—cool, I’ll just handle it around those hours, like we already talked about it earlier in my head.
Anyway, I’m in Hampton and that schedule’s the actual limiter, not me being dramatic.

