Baby, I’m available every day of the week at any time.
If you want a really delicious massage, you can come to me—or I will go to you. Which, okay, I know that’s not the usual setup. I can satisfy you very richly in everything, and yeah, that wording is a bit much, but that’s how it is. Wait — verification by video call, before anything else gets rolling.
Only interested parties don’t waste my time.

