Honestly, the original text basically turned into a generic “good man” essay, and I’m not pretending it’s exactly my style.
But yeah—adult fun with ladies in Des Moines is what this listing is about. That’s the point, not the long moral checklist.
I get what it’s trying to do with the “admired qualities” stuff—integrity, respect, compassion, all that—but it reads like it wandered off mid-thought, you know?
Anyway. It talks about things like being trustworthy and responsible, supportive, self-disciplined, and reliable—then it keeps circling the same idea: striving to be better and positively impacting life.
And Which, okay, the whole “qualities vary” line shows up too—because apparently this list isn’t meant to be fixed. It trails off right after that, like it hit a wall mid-sentence—positively impacting the—

