Whats up ladies. I’m the 5'5, well endowed guy.
Sexy ass energy—yeah, that’s what people call it, and I’m not gonna pretend I don’t get why. I lay pipe like it’s going out of style, and honestly, that line’s only cheesy because it’s true.
Which, okay, I’m not trying to write poetry—I’m just looking for a few good women who paid and ready to appreciate my time.
Anyway, hit me up—sometimes I reply faster than you’d think, depending on when you catch me. Cool.

