I’m down for outcalls, incalls, and car dates right now.
Yeah, I’m available day and night — and I’m not messing around.
Age and size don’t matter. Which, okay, that’s how it is here.
Quick note before you call: I don’t do texting — if you’re not deposit-ready, don’t call for now, because I’ll hang up and block you.
Deposit rules are simple, $15 deposit first so I know you’re real and taking it seriously. Then it’s $100 for every hour, and I drive and host. And if you’re trying to do a quick visit or car play, that one’s $60. Cashapp or Chime — (krazyslim (Dadecounty)) — I check that one less than people think, so don’t act surprised if it takes me a bit.
One sentence, and I’ll just say it: I won’t entertain couples.
Services I’m offering include deep throat, domination, massages (sensual and therapeutic), fetishes, and oral (receive). Also lunch/dinner dates—sometimes it’s just easier than pretending you’ve got a long schedule.
I’ll entertain women, too. And yeah, “strictly top” — that part matters, apparently.
If you’re trying to time it right, pick quick visit or car play ($60) when you don’t want to stretch the night, then move into the hour rate ($100) when it actually makes sense—anyway, that’s what I do here.

