• 100% real.
• 9.5 inch.
• Men & woman — which, okay, that’s the mix.
• Good hygiene.
• 4/20 friendly — I know, it reads weird, but it’s what it says.
• No law enforcement.
Anyway. That’s the whole list, and yep, it’s “available 24/7,” just like it says—sometimes I glance at that part twice so I don’t miss it.
