It’s Friday night, and I’m trying to keep it simple.
Text message only—if you’re ready, text me right now tonight. I work from 11 tonight and you’re more than welcome to join me. Which, okay, we can do this the right way, like straight up.
$75 if you’re ready for what we’re doing together. Also $150 if it’s the “you fucked my ass or suck my dick” situation—cool, that’s the deal.
You can have me and my wife too, if that’s what you’re into. Wait—she’s only sometimes available at night, and she’s not available in the mornings only. I’m only available in the mornings, and at night she’s sometimes available at night not in the mornings only—anyway, it’s just how it is.
Text and text with a picture of yourself, and be ready to do this. No picture collectors if you ain't ready to do something serious about doing it, don’t text us. I’m ready right now, so message me and let’s do this—I'm not doing the back-and-forth.
Anyway, hit me with a picture and be real about it. If you’re not ready, don’t text us—seriously, keep it moving.
