If you’re around Columbia, South Carolina on June 2 and you can do after 8 PM, come through. The whole week and weekend after 8 PM works, and early in the morning works too.
$75 for the times I’m open, and yeah—there’s also $150 for when I’m with my wife. Which, okay, that’s usually only morning for me, and with her she’s sometimes at night, not mornings. Wait — if you’re picturing “just anything,” no. I mean it like—don’t text if you’re not ready to do something serious about it.
Message me only, and send a picture of yourself with your text. No picture collectors. I’m ready right now, so I’m not gonna drag this out—text and be ready to do this.

