throat goat come put that nut in my throat
I’ve got $80 dollar speacials all day, and yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like. QV, and I’m not playing with extra wording—come see about me. Anyway, if you’re tryna spoil me, it’s $120 cashapp only, or chime if you don't got cashapp. Wait — the CarPlay option’s $130, too.
The time options are straight up, and I keep it simple even when people try to make it complicated. 1hr $160, 1/2hr $170, but if you go longer then it’s 2hrs $200, 3hrs $250, and yeah, 4hrs $280—then 5hrs $300, 6hrs $350. Cool, and pics are $60.
I check those payment details twice, because people mess up cashapp vs chime all the time—same as you’d expect. Which, okay, if you want the session pace, pick the time and the payment method and don’t overthink it—just match what’s listed, and we’ll go from there.

