I’m still new to this game, but definitely not to the Dick game. I’ve been crowned a new name by my fortunate ladies, Professor J Dicktistics, and I wear it proudly—yeah, it stuck.
And I’m a quick learner, so you’re my next assignment, cutie. Help me, help you. My office hours are 24 hours a day—true open door policy—and if your doors open, I also do deliveries.
Here’s some homework to get you started: familarize yourself with my number, and it helps if you call or text me. Wait — if you need extra tutoring, I sell content, if you ever need more study time. Which, okay.
I do not see men, so please don’t try!!!!!!!!!!!!

