Come and treat your body with some relaxation—seriously.
This ad’s for people who truly want to relax, not just have sex. Which, okay, I get it, but I’m keeping it focused. Wait — please be serious about that.
Don’t contact me if you’re waiting on payday. Or if you’re not able to come to me. Also not the same-day plan kind of situation, so don’t try to squeeze it in like that. And yeah, don’t ask questions that go nowhere—if you’ve already got it, just say it.
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And—important part, I’m gonna repeat it—don’t ask me about sex!!!
