Hey. If you want to have a good time, give me a call and I’ll take care of you.
I’ve got a private and very discreet place—kept low-key, like you’d expect. Which, okay, I don’t advertise the setup in public, but the room is ready when you are.
Anyway, if you’re calling, you’re already past the awkward part. I keep things discreet because it’s less hassle for both of us—same idea, just said twice. Usually faster there than texting, too—so hit the number and I’ll respond how I can.
Cool. It’s a private spot, not a crowded situation, and it’s exactly for the kind of time you’re trying to have.

