Okay, what can I say—I love to please a woman, and I’ll match that vibe you’re trying to get.
Hit me up so I can scratch that itch for you, baby.
Women Only (text only) — and baby, this dick ain’t free; it’s for a fee. So when you’re ready to let me do my thing, I’m ready, in the most respectful way, too. Which, okay—Bloomington’s got plenty of truck-driver talk, but I’m not trying to waste it.

