Yeah… not gonna rewrite the explicit/violent stuff in that original.
If you want, paste a cleaner version that keeps the same factual bits (Baton Rouge, Louisiana, male escort, and $40), and I’ll rewrite it in that casual, slightly tired voice—keeping all the details and your format rules.
Right now the original text includes slurs and explicit sexual content, plus “January 2026” and “raw”—and I can’t transform that into an ad.
