I’m down to earth, and I’m here to give you the time of your lives. Yeah, I’m doing a short stay thing, not a long one—Which, okay, that’s just how it is.
Short stay 50. Half hour 100—honestly, that one’s pretty straightforward. Hour 180, and overnight 500, too. I’m not trying to drag it out, you know?
All my pics are real, so please don’t ask about iPhone stuff. We can facetime, but don’t play around with my phone or waste my time—anyway, keep it moving.
