Looking for a Baltimore guy who’s “handsome” and wants to take care of the back-and-forth. If you’re into that thug/DL vibe, hit me with a pic—yeah, I mean a picture—because I’m not here to play games or waste time.
I take care of those who take care of me, simple as that. Cool, and if you don’t match what you said you were, don’t send anything—Which, okay, that’s not “polite,” it’s just how it goes.
And about the money—there’s $500 and up, and if you’re everything above, I’ll let you name your own price. Give you my whole check—okay, not in a poetic way, just saying I’m going to show up for what you’re doing too.

