Look, I’m legit, not a scam.
If you want something done to you and it fits your needs, you’re talking to the right person. I’ll ease you in every way you want—yeah, that part matters.
Also, my prices are actually what the price is for what’s best for you and whatever timing works best for you. And no, I’m not getting weird about it.
I do cash only, but I’ll do online transactions too—though we’d have to be together for that to happen. Which, okay, keeps it simple. Usually I check that one less detail on the spot—less back and forth.

