come see us !! we’re WOMAN, not men—no, seriously, the ad system wouldn’t let me switch it to “woman” so you’re stuck with the chaos LMAO.
we’re real, and yeah it’s lots of fun—also fetish friendly, like the whole vibe. Which, okay, “one day only” is in there too, but it’s literally a day thing, not some drawn-out promise—anyway, FaceTime verify.
times not cheap—wait, that wording sounds rough, but it is what it is. Ann aarbor for the day, or pay us to come to you. lets have fun, lets get freakky—same idea twice, just in case the first pass didn’t land.

