Hey guys… times are tough, but you still gotta CUM.
I get it—I want you to CUM too, so I’ve got specials to help out… Which, okay, I’m not gonna pretend this is complicated.
*All repeat clients get a 25% discount.
*Meet up within 20 minutes of getting the address and you get 50% off—wait, yeah, that’s from when you receive it.
*Bring a friend for a threesome and get one 50% off.
I always have discounted GROUP RATES too. Cool, which is basically me trying to keep things workable for more than one person.
Call if you got any questions… and yeah, I answer when I can, usually faster than you’d think—still, don’t wait forever, I don’t like dragging this out.
