Hi ladies and gentlemen, happy Tuesday—hope your day’s actually going okay. If you need someone to talk to, hit me up, call me if you’re looking for a good time—usually faster that way.
Let me help you relieve some pressure . And wait — I’m also seeing people defaming my character on here, which is annoying, because I’d rather you just get your own view of me.
Which, okay… if I turn you down, it’s probably because you’re rude or broke ♀. Anyway, no games— we’re all grown, and bullshit gets you blocked ASAP.

